Narwhal

I just want to reiterate that we saw the tusk of a mothereffing narwhal. Naturally, the museum decided to advertise this piece by having a man dressed up in a narwhal costume outside in the platz. We actually went out to a bar with the narwhal man after museum hours closed. Once we started drinking he turned into an actual narwhal and I cant believe you are still reading this, please stop because only the first sentence was true. Seriously why are you still reading this post Sara Lark? Stop, just stop.